{"id":86225,"date":"2026-07-20T12:29:20","date_gmt":"2026-07-20T16:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/?p=86225"},"modified":"2026-07-20T13:37:10","modified_gmt":"2026-07-20T17:37:10","slug":"the-original-pokemon-starters-are-ready-to-make-you-pokemoan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/?p=86225","title":{"rendered":"The Original Pokemon Starters Are Ready To Make You Pokemoan"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How does a sex toy shop stand out in the modern era of easily obtainable neck massagers and bedside buddies? The answer is surprisingly easy, as all you have to do is look at a popular IP and\u00a0put in some elbow grease to transform that idea into a surprisingly cute nightstand buddy. Which is exactly what one company has done, with\u00a0the return of its line of Pokemon&#8211;or <em>Pokemoan<\/em>&#8211;sex toys.<\/p>\n<figure data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-ref-id=\"1825158\" data-wp-on--click=\"actions.core.image.showLightbox\" style=\"cursor: zoom-in\" height=\"576\" width=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gamespot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/The-What.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1825158\" \/> <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These will go on sale starting July 21, and let&#8217;s see Pokemon scalpers try and ruin this launch. Geeky Sex Toys offered these toys 10 years ago, and they proved to be popular enough to quickly sell out, a scenario that will probably occur again this week. The store has brought back its\u00a0four unique Pokemon-inspired sex toys, and the line includes\u00a0bedside back-up plans\u00a0inspired by\u00a0the original Kanto region starters&#8211;Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander&#8211;alongside a gluteus goblet that looks very similar to a Pikachu tail.<\/p>\n<figure data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-ref-id=\"1825157\" data-wp-on--click=\"actions.core.image.showLightbox\" style=\"cursor: zoom-in\" height=\"576\" width=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.gamespot.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/Pokemoan-1.jpg?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1825157\" \/>A closer look at the pocket monsters. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Each toy comes with a 350gsm holographic trading card, and you can also grab all<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How does a sex toy shop stand out in the modern era of easily obtainable neck massagers and bedside buddies? The answer is surprisingly easy, as all you have to do is look at a popular IP and\u00a0put in some elbow grease to transform that idea into a surprisingly cute nightstand buddy. Which is exactly&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":86227,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-external"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86225"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86228,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86225\/revisions\/86228"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/86227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}