{"id":90252,"date":"2026-09-28T14:15:19","date_gmt":"2026-09-28T18:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/?p=90252"},"modified":"2026-09-28T14:43:41","modified_gmt":"2026-09-28T18:43:41","slug":"behold-the-60-gears-of-war-pizza-cutter-that-looks-like-a-real-pain-in-the-butt-to-clean","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/?p=90252","title":{"rendered":"Behold, The $60 Gears Of War Pizza Cutter That Looks Like A Real Pain In The Butt To Clean"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Xbox has announced its next collaboration, and it&#8217;s a partnership with Prince St. Pizza for a specially branded Gears of War pizza and a $60 pizza-cutter. <\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Microsoft and Prince St. Pizza teamed up to make a Prototype Lancer pizza-cutter to promote this October&#8217;s Gears of War: E-Day, and <a href=\"https:\/\/shop.princestreetpizza.com\/products\/limited-edition-gears-of-war-prototype-lancer-pizza-cutter\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/shop.princestreetpizza.com\/products\/limited-edition-gears-of-war-prototype-lancer-pizza-cutter\">it&#8217;s available for $60<\/a>. To justify the steep price tag, Prince St. Pizza says it&#8217;s a hefty metal cutter featuring a stainless steel blade and a handle that&#8217;s meant to make you feel like you&#8217;re wielding the iconic gun. The pizza-cutter also comes with the in-game pizza emblem. It does look pretty great, but it also looks like a real pain the butt to clean if you&#8217;re a messy person like me.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If anyone is wondering why it&#8217;s called the Prototype Lancer and not just the Lancer, that&#8217;s the special solution the developers came up with to explain <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gamespot.com\/articles\/gears-of-war-e-day-had-to-solve-one-big-lore-problem-how-do-you-get-a-lancer-into-the-game\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.gamespot.com\/articles\/gears-of-war-e-day-had-to-solve-one-big-lore-problem-how-do-you-get-a-lancer-into-the-game\/\">why the heck a Lancer would even be in a prequel like E-Day<\/a>. In the Gears of War lore, the weapon was created a year after the events of Emergence Day. However, you can&#8217;t have a Gears game without the Lancer, so the developers called it a Prototype Lancer.<\/p>\n<figure data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" class=\"wp-block-image size-large\">&lt;img<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Xbox has announced its next collaboration, and it&#8217;s a partnership with Prince St. Pizza for a specially branded Gears of War pizza and a $60 pizza-cutter. Microsoft and Prince St. Pizza teamed up to make a Prototype Lancer pizza-cutter to promote this October&#8217;s Gears of War: E-Day, and it&#8217;s available for $60. To justify the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":26,"featured_media":90254,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-external"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/26"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90252"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90252\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90255,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90252\/revisions\/90255"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/90254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vgvote.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}